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pretty much my wishlist

Money makes me feel weird

like... really bad weird kinda weird. while it can't buy me happiness, it can buy me things that let me do things that make me happy so here we are.
i wanna think that i'm a simple dude who doesn't need a private jet but this shit ain't cheap either so like :skull_emoji:

Hardware/physical stuff

• instruments
  • a stage piano that has...
    • at least 73 weighted keys
    • fast setup/setdown on and off stage
    • respectable onboard sounds
    • audio outputs that are more useful than my current piano
  • an acoustic guitar
    • a pickup on it would be nice too
  • a harpejji
  • a drum set
    • super unfeasable tho i share walls with neighbours
  • a talkbox
  • a synth bass
  • midi organ pedalboard
  • a diatonic sape with pickups
  • an accordion
    • idk the specifics of what i want out of one yet, but i know that i want one and that i'd take the time to get not bad at it
  • an otamatone
• music techish
  • a SHIT ton of good male 1/4" TRS to female 3.5mm TRS adapters, like seriously mine always break way too quickly
  • studio monitor speakers
  • a buncha foldable mattresses
    • something about the acoustic foam thing looks so cold and emotionless, i'd rather have patchwork mattress or egg cartons
  • a couple lav mics
  • a drum mic set
  • a portable audio recorder
    • 4 XLR inputs with phantom power preferred
  • an ambisonic mic
  • a headphone distribution amp
  • 4 DI boxes
  • an ipad/tablet (for reading sheet music)
• other tech
  • a projector, preferrably a portable/pocket projector
  • portable external monitor for laptop
  • a computer or setup that can handle editing aneurism type videos and store many many terabytes of audio samples
  • a 360 camera that won't overheat on me
    • i'd appreciate if it could double as a passable regular video/photo/web camera as well
  • a greenscreen
  • a sturdier camera tripod
  • some better lighting equipment
  • maybe a streamdeck? extra keybinds for whatever are nice

Software/digital stuff

• a REAPER licence
• a davinci resolve studio licence
• games on my steam wishlist
  • i dont keep this super up to date, there might be games i used to want that i don't want anymore

Other stuff

• books
  • George Miller's Francis of the Filth
  • T.L. Stewart's latest installment in the mysterious benedict society series
• a bag of rpg dice. or at least a d8 and a d20

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